Onesie Runway Roast The Look
Introduction
Who says baby fashion can’t be fierce and a little bit ridiculous?
Onesie Runway is part Project Runway, part comedy roast, and all-around chaos in the best way. Guests decorate baby onesies with whatever supplies you throw at them think puff paint, glitter, googly eyes, maybe even a glued-on sock and then model or present their ‘design’ on the runway.
The twist? Each look gets judged with sassy commentary, fashion-show style. Baby chic? Questionable taste? Doesn’t matter it’s all getting roasted.
What You’ll Need
- Plain baby onesies at least one per guest or team.
- Fabric-safe markers, paint, glue, felt, patches, ribbon, glitter, stickers, and any weird craft stuff you’ve got lying around.
- Scissors, tape, brushes basic crafting gear.
- A little space to serve as your 'runway' could be a hallway, rug, or just the middle of the room.
- Optional: a judging panel, scorecards, or a microphone if you want to go full drama.
How to Play
- Divide guests into teams (or let individuals go solo). Give everyone a blank onesie and access to the craft chaos.
- Set a timer 20 to 30 minutes is usually enough for wild ideas to happen and let the designing begin.
- Once time’s up, it’s runway time. Each team either models the onesie themselves (over their clothes) or presents it on a hanger with flair.
- As each look hits the 'stage,' a judge or emcee delivers a playful roast nothing mean, just lovingly savage. Think: ‘This screams “I just crawled out of a nap and into a fever dream.”’
- After all the designs are shown, the crowd votes or judges declare winners for categories like ‘Most Likely to Cause a Baby Tantrum,’ ‘Least Washable,’ or ‘Somehow... a Vibe.’
Fun Variations
Mystery Materials: Limit teams to random bags of weird supplies (think kitchen sponges and googly eyes).
Lightning Round: Only 10 minutes to design. Panic = creativity.
Model Walk-Off: If someone’s brave, have them wear the onesie over clothes and do a full catwalk with baby-style poses.
Commentary Roulette: Let other guests submit roast lines ahead of time and read them during the show. No one is safe.
Audience Choice Awards: Give out homemade trophies or badges for things like ‘Most Dramatic Presentation’ or ‘That Shouldn’t Work But It Does.’
Why Guests Love It
- It’s silly, creative, and feels like art school and comedy club had a baby.
- There’s zero pressure to be a good designer being bad at it might actually win you more applause.
- It gets people laughing, trash-talking (nicely), and getting way too into whether glitter counts as ‘elevated design.’
- You leave with actual onesies for the baby even if some are more for the memories than for wearing.
- The commentary alone is worth it. Someone always delivers a roast so perfect you’ll still be quoting it months later.
Conclusion
Onesie Runway: Roast the Look! is the perfect mix of crafting, comedy, and chaos and honestly, it might steal the show at your baby shower.
It gives guests a chance to get hands-on, unleash their inner fashion troll, and make something totally original (and possibly unwearable).
Set up the supplies, cue the walk music, and let the ridiculous runway begin. No fashion sense required just a sense of humor.
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