Milk Mustache Selfies
Introduction
Some games are about speed. Some are about skill. And some like this one are just about leaning into the ridiculous and owning it.
Milk Mustache Selfies is exactly what it sounds like. You hand adults baby bottles filled with milk (or whatever white-ish drink you’re using), and their mission is to sip, swig, or chug until they’ve got a proper baby-style milk mustache. Then? Selfie time.
It’s funny, it’s easy, and it’s the kind of game that leaves you with a camera roll full of gems. Bonus points if someone takes it too seriously and gives full model face.
What You’ll Need
- Clean baby bottles enough for each guest participating (or rotate if you're a low-supply party).
- Milk, milk alternatives, whipped cream topping, or even vanilla milkshakes anything that makes a solid ‘stache.
- Paper towels (because... mess).
- A phone or instant camera for taking selfies. Or let people use their own phones and send pics to the host.
- Optional: a backdrop or selfie station for those who really want to go all in.
How to Play
- Hand each player a baby bottle filled with your chosen mustache-making drink. Tell them to drink it like a baby slow or fast, however they want as long as they get that milkstache.
- Once they’ve got their upper lip properly foamed up, it’s time to strike a pose. They can take a selfie, grab a buddy for a duo pic, or get someone else to snap a glamorous, slightly sticky portrait.
- You can make it a competition if you want vote on best mustache, silliest face, most dramatic angle, etc. or just collect the photos for a wall-of-fame collage.
- Keep the vibe low-key and fun. The goal here isn’t perfection it’s pure baby-shower-style silliness.
- When everyone’s had their turn (or round two), share the photos if guests are cool with it. Some will be oddly photogenic. Some will be chaos. All will be hilarious.
Fun Variations
Photo Contest: Give out mini prizes for categories like ‘Milk Mustache Supermodel’, ‘Most Confused Expression’, or ‘Looks Like They Actually Drank Formula.’
Bottle Races: Turn it into a speed round who can chug their bottle fastest and still have a camera-worthy mustache?
Mustache Themes: Encourage themed expressions surprised baby, angry baby, sleepy baby, dramatic baby. Extra laughs guaranteed.
Before & After Board: Take a ‘normal’ photo before the milk, then the mustache version. Print and hang them side by side.
Group Shot Mayhem: Try to get the whole group to do a milk mustache selfie at once. Total chaos, total memory.
Why Guests Love It
- It’s silly without being competitive everyone wins, even if their milk mustache looks more like a crime scene.
- The photos are gold. You’ll want to print them, frame them, or at least threaten to use them in a future slideshow.
- It’s super inclusive. No physical challenges, no need to perform just sip, smile, snap.
- It gets people laughing without needing to explain complicated rules or keep score.
- And honestly? Something about drinking from a baby bottle while trying to look cute is peak comedy.
Conclusion
Milk Mustache Selfies is simple, messy fun easy to set up, hilarious to play, and guaranteed to leave you with unforgettable snapshots.
Whether you’re hosting a baby shower, a family reunion, or just want an excuse to act a little ridiculous, this one’s a hit.
So grab the bottles, line up the cameras, and let your guests unleash their inner baby model. It’s silly, strange, and kind of perfect.
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